Your Dream Spokesperson for your Software

As I was watching televsion one night, I notice how many commercials had famous stars as spokespeople for their products or an impressive famous voice providing the testimonials for the television advertisement.  It made me wonder, if I could have a dream wish to select any person, famous or non-famous, in the world to be the spokesperson for my company's product, who would it be?  As a fun exercise, if you could have anyone, alive today or from the past, tell me who you would have as the spokeperson in a advertisement for your software product.  be creative and tell me why.  Give me your "Dream Spokesperson for your Software".
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